Dear Mr B Leomanu

Thank you for trying to steal £2000 from me, by writing out one of my cheques to yourself. How did you get my cheque book?

Tonight I left my wallet at work. I discovered this only when trying to pay at the supermarket till. Unusually, I had a credit card in my bag, so I used that.

I got home to find that my mobile bill was up in the 80s again, but opened a letter from BR to receive £37 worth of free rail travel.

I hope you get your own cash karma.

Yours sincerely

Vic