Avoid embarrassing mixed signals. Words that really are better not confused in a flurryette of predictive texting:

:: rich, shag

:: yank, wank

:: alone, blood

:: duck, fuck

:: if, he

:: rid, she

:: gave, hate

:: lisp, kiss

:: no, mm

:: loud, love

:: pew, sex

:: add, bed


If it's mixed-message sent, find out what to do next.