Now that all tennis-playing plans have been lobbed out of the window due to sudden and unexpected onset of sore throat (thanks to whichever so-called friend gave it to me, you know who you are), I've got to thinking about those perverse yet enjoyable moments in life. Hmm. Where is this thread going. Examples:

:: Really crunchy toast on a sore throat. Also crisps (any flavour)

:: Lemon juice on a paper cut

:: Flat Coke on a dodgy tummy

:: Any citrus fruit on a mouth ulcer

:: A raspberry pip stuck between two teeth

So do excuse me while I go to empty the contents of my fridge on my body.