'Troy'. 'Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter and ...Spring'.

One to see, one to miss - any guesses which?

Go to see Sean Bean shouting 'Ey up Achilles' and Pericles sulkily saying 'Whoa Achilles dude' if you think it's worth the £10. Brad Pitt doesn't really feature if that's your reason for wanting to go, when he is one screen, he's 'deciding'. I know this because he was staring into the middle distance which must mean 'deciding'.

Or go to see a beautifully photographed film about Korean Buddhists on a floating monastery and ponder your existence.