Language bound for Room 101:

++ 'obviously' and 'clearly'. Obvious and clear to you, maybe
++ 'we're looking to go to Spain next year', 'we are wanting to go to Spain next year' and variations thereof. Try 'we'd like to visit Spain next year'
++ anything central. As in Vegetable Central, Pizza Central
++ 'softly moving', 'gently cleansing', 'disingenuously colonising', 'incongruously jaywalking', 'anonymously decomposing', 'inappropriately voiding'. Copywriters, hang your heads, walk in shame with slowly dragging footsteps, pointlessly creating
++ 'I now require that you', 'I’m writing to advise you'. Further to your 'advice', fuck off back to school, pay attention at the back this time