And then have sausages, poached eggs and mushrooms, before tea in front of The Three Musketeers (Raquel Welch in a comedy role). Folllowed by a shady whisky at The Palm Tree. Then a chance encounter, Hoxditch ducks, a Swiss Sunday Sit-down plan, Guinness and red wine in The Approach, a chest-tightening glow.

Ow you likin' that then, kids?

And it's only half-past six.